It was a tough day for Shahdan. The man born with silver scissors. One man born to solve all shtyling issues. A new day was dawn. But, Pretty dull business. Though the upcoming blockbuster “Kuchillan” was scripted based on his life, Shahdan was never able to make it big in his life, coz of his ever demanding wife.

The Sultan of hair straightening, the Man behind super hero’s amazing hair shtyles ! was almost on the verge of bankrupcy. The last nite’s fight with his dame almost started off the 3rd world war. Shahdan was thinking of making all new desginer Wigs as he guessed there would be an amazing demand for wigs from the software industry down the lane.

Entered the star hero of Kozhikode district – Ghajni Kanth. [Hey hey ! heavy BGM]

“Boss, side mein short karo, front mein trim karo, back mein no touching..teek hai ??”

Shahdan was spell bound. Coz, the total count of hair on his head was less than the population of antartica. Still he never wanted to lose his business. Aah !! One wrong move. The shtyle of the star went for a toss.

Ghajni Kanth got furious. Raised his finger. “Andhar jao !”

Shahdan took off to his heels. There were 10 ppl chasing him. All hefty thugs leaning out of SUV(s). A typical mafia car chase. Shahdan reached the Arabian Sea Harbour. Took a wild jump. Got into one of those cargos.

Woof !! a few long days in the ship.

Landed in Mumbai.

Slowly moved to Andheri and there was a huge crowd. Shahdan just peeped in – wow ! there she was.

The hottest, sexiest heroine – Ayesha Phulka and her sister Malaai Kofta oops Mallika Koshtar. Shahdan was spotted ! God ! and was immediately kidnapped into the nariman point underground cave.

He got out of his fatigue and there she was – Ayesha. Right in front of his eyes. All sexy, Gorgeous and Stunning ! She had seen the great hair dresser during her childhood days in kerala.

She wanted Shahdan to dress her hair so that she becomes the most sought after in bollywood. Shahdan took his magical wand. Got closer. As he started off to touch her hair, OMG ! there was lot of Sand.

“Ayesha Mam, pls dont shake ur head so viloently”.

One wrong move. One wrong comment. A small dose of Sarcasm. Ayesha got furious….Shahdan took off to his heels. There were 10 ppl chasing him.

Took a wild jump. broke his leg ! boink ! Got into one of those cargos. Woof !! a few long days in a truck.

Landed in Delhi.

The prime minister parade was happening. Shahdan Kidnapped. one more time ! Brought into a cave yet again. There he was – “Mammu”Mohan singh.

Shahdan was amazed. How come, hair dressing for the PM ? He could’nt stop himself from asking the reason. There came the answer from the PM : Inflation. And Left never went Right !(hope you got that) He was looking out for his wig too.

Before he would utter the next word, came another 10 thugs. Kidnapped Shahdan. Took off to Sharjah. Shahdan could not take it anymore. This time – the kidnapper – none other than MS Bony  – Captain of Kollam Kings. One wrong hair dressing solution suggested by Shahdan 2 years back, Bony lost all his hair and Shanthi Priya too.

Shahdan fled yet again. Ayesha, MammuMohan Singh, MS Bony, GhajniKanth… all chasing him. Entered the magical cave of Arabia. Found a ruby !! n Woof !!! everybody got transported to a different era !! and what happened “Once upon a time in Arabia – the Curse of MammuMohan ? or “Once Upon a time in Arabia – The Attack of GhajniKanth !” or okok lets cut it right there.

Catch up with us for the whimsical farcical comedy play “Once upon a time in Arabia” – The humor filled sppof on arabian tales – on the July 26th and 27th, 2008 @ Sivagami Pethachi Auditorium, Luz Corner, Chennai. Spread the word among your friends, pals, comrades, siblings, next door kids, your own kids, ex-boyfriends, ex-gfs, long last distant cousins, bosses, colleagues, class mates, glass mates ;) too !

Catch you all there !!!

Dont miss it !

 

Cheers,

Bharath fro Rebelz

www.rebelz.in